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Ah ha! You though I was gonna leave you without a funny for today. Didn't ya? Well I have something for you and I must warn you that this one might catch you off guard and you may laugh yourself into tears. But hey I really love this guy! Lol!

Recap of Barack Obama/Russell Simmons shindig

Yesterday I attended the assembly for Barack Obama at my college and it was quite interesting. Aside from the fact that there was a neverending line to the location of his appearance and that we waited until forever for Barack to actually make his appearance, it was cool to be a part of history. Ok so yay for Barack BUT..........I have to comment on something about Mr. Russell Simmons. My friends and I are standing on the plaza at school awaiting his arrival, and he comes out with his two hats on. Wait...why does he have two hats on??? Wait...the hat on top is a Jackson State hat and who knows what type of hat was on the bottom. Ok so maybe we were going a little bit far with this but it's something to think about, we concluded that he thought our Jackson State hat wasn't worthy of touching his head. Lmao! (had to laugh for a second) I mean come on, just as easy as Mr. Simmons put that first hat on he could have taken it off and put our hat on. Come on! Show a little sincerity. I mean we all know how crazy ya boy is. We've all watched Run's House, lol. AND I discovered yesterday while searching for an image of Mr. Simmons that he and Barack rubbed each other the wrong way at one time (check this link out for further details http://www.openentrance.com/2007/05/09/russell-simmons-calls-barack-obama-a-mouse/). But hey glad to see that he was supporting him yesterday even if he didn't let our hat touch his little bald head, lol. One big happy family :)

Wellllll in more current news, I've finished my last midterm today and I am ELATED! Have a great feeling about the rest of this week although we still have class (groan) and I'm super excited about Spring Break which starts on Saturday for me! Houston get ready for my grand reappearance! Today is a new start as is everyday and I shall make it my goal to end it well and be ready for what the next day brings. Learn from your mistakes. Live good. Love yourself.

22's!!!!

As always, I must leave you guys with something humorous just to brighten up your day and lighten your mood. This was a pretty entertaining clip from America's Next Top Model. Check it out.

Barack the Vote

Sooooo Barack Obama is making his grand appearance at my dear college home, Jackson State University. Whoo hoo!! Everyone's all excited and our school is bein true to its blackness and cleanin stuff up all around the proximity of the campus to prepare for this big visit, lol. You know, going the extra mile. But I guess that's to be expected. Today is gonna be pretty freakin awesome. It's a nice day outside, hip-hop fashion mogul Russell Simmons will be hosting a rally at 12 o'clock on campus, Barack will be here this evening. What a day, what a day.

Meanwhile I'm sitting in the library at school trying to figure out what I'm gonna conjure up to give my instructor at 1 p.m. I hate these darn teachers who give freakin busy work. Ugh! As a matter of fact, I'm beginning to wonder why we even have class today. With all that's going on on campus today, class should be cancelled. (well that's my opinion) Really, we shouldn't even be in school this week. Midterm week was last week and Spring Break is next week so we're having class this week for what reason again??? I think they got the order of events all screwed up. Ah well, I guess I have to deal with it huh? Good day you guys.

Stealing Palm Trees!!

Ok, here's the funny for the day. Lmao!! This guy is super funny to me. Stealing trees?? What has the world come to? ROTFL!!

They stole my Palm Trees!!!

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Wacky Weather

What in Sam Hill is up with the weather in Jackson, MS?! Ok, I know we have issues with mankind having screwed up the ozone layer with their brilliant creations but I mean this weather has really made my butt itch (hey it's only a figure of speech). Anyway let's take a look at the weather this week. Starting with Monday the temp was 77 freakin degrees. Right around the corner from 80, k? Tuesday the temp drops down to 52 degress!! The next 2 days are like in the sixties, that's fine. But today the high is expected to be freakin 46 degrees with a low of 28 and I wake up to a snow advisory warning!!!!! This is Mississippi and it's March for God's sake! Why the heck do we have a warning for snow? Darnit I had plans of going out tonight. What the heck am I gonna wear? A turtleneck and jeans? That's not sexy, but if I don't dress warm I'll revert back to the days in New Orleans when me and my best friend used to frequent the clubs literally half-naked in the freezing cold. Eh, I don't think it's worth me takin the freeze for these clubs. These losers don't deserve to see my sexy body anyhow. (chuckle)

You're standing on my neck!!

La la la la la....la la la la la. Hey remember that? Daria? MTV? I'm referring to the title of this post....eh ok. You either get it or you don't. That show was pretty darn funny. Daria was so dry and full of sarcasm. Hilarious.

Ok so I'm at the gas station and this super fat nasty looking guy is eyeing me while I'm in line and I'm like totally grossed out. I get to the pump and he's like following me. Ugh!! He stops at his car and I'm thinking in my head please don't talk to me..please don't talk to me and there he goes "excuse me miss lady, but do you know where lucky is?" Damnit! WTF are you talkin about??? Who the f&%k is Lucky? So I regress. I say "what did you say?" He idiotically repeats himself and I'm apalled by his cheesy incredibly lame pickup line. Then he has the nerve to add insult to injury and explain to me what he has said. He says, "Do you have someone lucky in your life?" OH MY GOD! No you did not. I just had to laugh and continue on with pumping my gas. Why is he still trying?? He proceeds over to the vehicle I'm pumping gas in and asks me can he be the lucky person in my life. Would you give up please? I give him a raised eyebrow and apologetically tell him that he doesn't wanna talk to me. He of course asks why and I tell him he just doesn't. Now go away!! Then he asks what's wrong with me. I was temtped to tell him I had AIDS or something but I thought that would be too funny and just a little disturbing, so instead I told him I was gay and finally he went away. *trumpets of victory* No more ugly faces.

This girl who shall remain nameless is a freakin loser!! She makes me wanna vomit most of the time I'm around her. So I'm gonna leave her a nice little message:

Oh and just to let you know. I hate feet so this picture emphasizes how strong my nauseous feelings are for her. Ugh! Stupid hoe. Lmao! (I really do like her SOMETIMES but just not right now)

So Disturbed

Late last night I was watching Nancy Grace talk about the freshman sorority member Lauren A. Burk from Auburn University who was killed recently. I'm not an avid news watcher but I was suffering from my usual insomnia and happened to turn to it. Lauren was shot and later died at the hospital and what's even worse is the idiot who killed her had the nerve to set her car on fire. Destroying evidence maybe? What could this girl have possibly done to deserve this?Or better yet, why would someone do this to her? I mean this is completely insane and is still an unsolved mystery at the moment. Gosh I really wanna know the details on this one. But honestly while I was watching this story, I was thinking of a girl that was killed the latter part of last year at my school. A girl named Latasha Norman was kidnapped off of our school campus (actually very close to the building I take most of my classes in) and stabbed to death by her boyfriend. She was missing for days and authorities finally found her body on the side of this deserted street among beer bottles and other trash. I mean things like this are ridiculous. The world has gone mad! But on top of all of these things, I was shaken by the death of a former high school classmate. I was informed today that she was recently shot in the head and burned. It overwhelms me with emotion and I wanna just cry my eyes out because this is close to home. These were bright young women that had futures ahead of them and some SELFISH, AWFUL, SICK & DISTURBED individuals took their lives. What gives any human in this world the right to take a life? It seriously angers me. I feel so awful for these girls because they didn't have a chance to live their lives and then I think.....maybe they're better off than me. At least they don't have to endure the troubles of this sick world. And yes it is SICK.

Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain!

Had to leave you guys with something I find quite hilarious. It was shown to me by a friend and it's stupid (yes I know) but if you have a slightly retarded sense of humor you'll find it funny. LMAO! This one's a killer!

Allow me to first introduce myself..

Goshdarnit where do I begin?? The name that I choose to tell you is Ari B. I'm a college student at Jackson State University. My major is psychology. I'm 22. I'm single. Ummm......have you fallen asleep yet cuz I think I would have by now. Let me not waste your precious time and bore you. That would be a horrible injustice, lol. Anyway how about I tell you why I've chosen to write a lovely blog in the first place. Weeelllll I like to tell others about my stupid and incredibly weird experiences, plus my best friend on here is e. jay and she has a lovely blog which inspired me to write one also. Yay!! Okay I have a stomachache that is getting increasingly worse by the second AND I have a freakin midterm today at 3 o'clock AND I still haven't found the strength to remove myself from bed AND I'm naked while writing this blog. Sorry guys I am sometimes brutally honest. It may not seem like much right now but please believe there's more to come. This blog is to be continued...RIGHT NOW I must get showered, dressed, and do something like studying for my midterm. Adios.