I'm NUMB!

Not Linkin Park numb but numb because this baby is literally getting on my nerves! Seriously, the little one has got to be laying on a nerve because all 5 of the toes on my right foot are NUMB. It feels like somebody shot me up with Novacaine in my freakin toes. I am afraid, lol. I awoke from my peaceful sleep last night as a result of another weird and scary dream and then because my toes were completely numb and tingling. Uggggghhhhh! I tried lying there for a while but I was experiencing bouts of paranoia so I decided to wake Shon up (my significant other) and boy was he rattled. THE Grouchmeister himself was grumbling incoherent things while half asleep while I'm pouting and pleading with him to rub my toes and my belly, LMAO! I get tickled everytime I think about it and he had a flashback at lunch today. He clearly told me NOT TO WAKE HIM UP TONIGHT about numb toes. Loser. Well I'm experiencing a slight headache on the left side of my brain and it's sooooo annoying. It's interrupting my blogging. This kid I tell ya, not even here and already torturing me. Gotta talk to ya later alligator.

I've got a secret....Being pregnant is driving me bananas!!

I have THE weirdest dreams. The other night I dreamt of cupcakes and Jill Scott (lmao) and then I was rudely awakened by my oh so persistent bladder. Ummm I swear peeing every 15 minutes is the most annoying thing in the world!!! I am an on-the-go type of chick, so when I'm out and about I don't feel like stopping to pee every 5 seconds and I definitely hate getting out of my WARM BED to pee! Arrrggghhh! Oh and I can't forget the second most annoying thing, people who know I'm pregnant wanting to rub my stomach or people thinking that I've gained a little weight and I have a nasty little gut. Of course it's the most pleasant thing in the world to hear people say, "Oh Alawna! What is all that? (referring to my little pudge) You gotta do something about that." Thanks alot guys! Yeah yeah I know that most people are used to my svelte and sexy appearance but geez do you really think I'd let myself go like that??? Give me more credit than that. I'm only 4 months right now so I'm not exactly giving off a totally pregnant look. I'm still small so my belly just looks like a pudge. I'm ready to get over this hump so people won't keep thinkin I'm a fat ass! Let's not forget about those lovely people that I shall not name (ahem Jen, lmao) that want to rub my stomach and say "awwww" all the time. Excuse me while I vomit from all the disgusting sappiness that has been bestowed upon me.

The time has come and I have been contemplating buying maternity clothes (horror music) lol, I'm only joking. I have seen some cute stuff but I gotta keep lookin cuz I gotta keep it stylish, veerrrrryy important. Don't wanna be that pregnant chick who just doesn't care. Walking around lookin like whodunit and whatfor. Nope just not me. I'd rather be the pregnant chic mom as I have always been chic :) Sooo I shall begin my quest for these awfully stylish "fat girl" clothes, ha ha.

In the meantime, I shall consume my time with eating (yum) but not overeating, watching baby shows, exercising (whoo-hoo), traveling, and just simply having fun! Next month I find out the baby's sex. Yay! Alright guyz. I'm gone.